Back and Whacked.

Hello people. You know how it feels after experiencing several consecutive days of turmoil? Some of you may hit the bottle. Xanax is an option for people with above-average quality health insurance. Sex. Well sex is for kids is how I feel after a few days of all over the map, dog throwing up on the recently steam-cleaned wool wall to wall carpet, nearly hundred degree summer days of turmoil.

I'm compelled to admit to my readers that, if I had a hammer I would not be hammering all over this land. Oh no, I would be hammering on a specific person and taking out the windows of a couple of institutions. I'm in an eye for an eye mood. Where's my b-b gun?

A person can't live like this right? Some people do and they get duodenal ulcers or open boils on their butt cheeks that ooze pus. To prevent an outbreak of wounds secreting sticky, odoriferous moisture I've a couple exercises to regain serenity.

ONE: Hum bits of an annoying song over and over and over again. Here is a clip of a musical group that will perform the song that's been renting space in my head. BE PATIENT. The song begins suddenly near the four minute mark. These singers look like how I feel. Their nearly whispered, very dry banter isn't going to be amusing to everybody. Tuff. Make a personal commitment to get through the chit chat and listen to the song.





That wasn't so bad. The song will keep your minds off the terrors. Now the other thing I do to quiet the internal voices and lessen the frequency of hallucinations is taking pictures of my adorable dog. Look. Leave appropriate comments.

Husband ( left ) Whippet (spoiled)

Grace, cat

Morning Smile. Grrrr.

He did that all by himself.

Three: Self Explanatory. This isn't about sex. It is a subtle study of men who needed beards ( girls on their arms to make them look straight). I met Tab Hunter when I was a boy. His late brother and my dad were friends.

Tab Hunter ( left holding the wiener)  Roddy McDowell ( R )

Tom. Woof.

Finally. Read The Psalms. Psalm 22 is amazing, vivid, dramatic, faith building. Really. No kidding. And here is another.

Otay then. Give it a shot. Pray for me. I pray for you.